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Your Wonkette was worried whenLAObserved noted that yet another Obamajam was expected tomorrow (Thursday), just in time to disrupt traffic to the Wonkette Drinky Thing and Meetup just so he can go hang out with George Clooney. GODDAMN HIM!!! So we did what any self-respecting #WARBLOG would do, and emailed the nice campaign person who is constantly sending us "opposition research" on whatever dumb thing fell out of Mitt Romney's mouth last, and asked:


Hey! Is Bammerz' motorcade in Los Angeles tomorrow evening going to disrupt travel to the First Wonkette Drinky Thing and Meetup, or will he be choppering into the Valley?

These are important things that I we need to know!

Luckily, we have an answer, and that answer is "negatory"! Breaker breaker! Ten-four!

While details of the President’s method of travel are, of course, confidential, I think that the First Wonkette Drinky Thing and Meetup will go off without a hitch. LA traffic, on the otherhand, I can make no promises over.

Haw haw haw, Obama Campaign Person Whose Name We Are Not Mentioning Because What You Just Told Us Can Probably Get You Sent To Gitmo. HOW DARE YOU IMPUGN LOS ANGELES TRAFFIC! Oh, right.

So, see you tomorrow (Thursday) at Busby's East, just west of LaBrea on Wilshire, 6:30-9:30, like so.

#BEER. #WAR.

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Roger Stone, you got some 'splainin' to do, Mister! Remember all those times Stone swore on his Nixon tattoo that he never had any contact with Russians, wasn't a campaign surrogate, and wasn't tipped off to stolen DNC emails in advance? Like that time he told the Washington Post:

"I've never been to Russia. I didn't talk to anybody who was identifiably Russian during the two-year run-up to this campaign," he said. "I very definitely can't think of anybody who might have been a Russian without my knowledge. It's a canard."

Stone told the House Intelligence Committee the same thing last September, but, LOL FUNNY STORY! Seems that Stone just plum forgot about that time in May, 2016 when Trump communications advisor Michael Caputo asked him to meet with Henry Greenberg, "a man with a Make America Great Again hat and a viscous Russian accent." The Washington Post reports, Greenberg was offering sexxxxy Russian dirts on Hillary Clinton, which Stone and Caputo were only too happy to grab by the pussy. But they just couldn't get there!

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Congressman Beto O'Rourke, who hopes to replace Ted Cruz in the US Senate this fall, is one of several Texas and El Paso leaders participating in a march to the just-opened tent city at the US/Mexico border in Tornillo, Texas, where children have already been imprisoned "placed."

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