Your Wonkette was worried whenLAObserved noted that yet another Obamajam was expected tomorrow (Thursday), just in time to disrupt traffic to the Wonkette Drinky Thing and Meetup just so he can go hang out with George Clooney. GODDAMN HIM!!! So we did what any self-respecting #WARBLOG would do, and emailed the nice campaign person who is constantly sending us "opposition research" on whatever dumb thing fell out of Mitt Romney's mouth last, and asked:

Hey! Is Bammerz' motorcade in Los Angeles tomorrow evening going to disrupt travel to the First Wonkette Drinky Thing and Meetup, or will he be choppering into the Valley?

These are important things that I we need to know!

Luckily, we have an answer, and that answer is "negatory"! Breaker breaker! Ten-four!

While details of the President’s method of travel are, of course, confidential, I think that the First Wonkette Drinky Thing and Meetup will go off without a hitch. LA traffic, on the otherhand, I can make no promises over.

Haw haw haw, Obama Campaign Person Whose Name We Are Not Mentioning Because What You Just Told Us Can Probably Get You Sent To Gitmo. HOW DARE YOU IMPUGN LOS ANGELES TRAFFIC! Oh, right.

So, see you tomorrow (Thursday) at Busby's East, just west of LaBrea on Wilshire, 6:30-9:30, like so.


Rebecca Schoenkopf

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