Your Wonkette was worried when LAObserved noted that yet another Obamajam was expected tomorrow (Thursday), just in time to disrupt traffic to the Wonkette Drinky Thing and Meetup just so he can go hang out with George Clooney. GODDAMN HIM!!! So we did what any self-respecting #WARBLOG would do, and emailed the nice campaign person who is constantly sending us "opposition research" on whatever dumb thing fell out of Mitt Romney's mouth last, and asked:
Shit. I hate cold beans.
Keeping the bugs off my glass these days means keeping an eye on my bourbon.
When are you guys going to get a subway, like a real city?
That apple is <em>sooooo</em> big... and juicy. Can&#039;t wait to taste it!
If you can&#039;t fry it I don&#039;t eat it.
Given AA&#039;s quasi-religious wherever the meetings are held, just call it titheing.
Emphasis on the &quot;once&quot; :P