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Obama Really Is Just A Talking Robot

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Wise up, America! This "President Obama" of yours may look rather lifelike, but in fact he is just an animatronic mummy stolen from the "Pirates of the Caribbean" exhibit at Disney Land. When he gives even the briefest of remarks the words do not come spontaneously into his head, from God, but instead are fed directly into his brain from a teleprompter. This makes everything he says a lie.


He used them [teleprompters] during a visit to the Interior Department to discuss endangered species, even as he recalled a visit to some national parks as an 11-year-old. “That was an experience I will never forget,” he said, reading from the teleprompter.

Ha ha, that last part is actually pretty funny. Obviously a robot who was manufactured a couple years ago out of Hope and basketballs would have no recollection of a human childhood.

Obama Sticks to the Script [New York Times]

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