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Hi and good morning! If you are on the Internet, you are probably reading about terrorism, which is one of our least favorite ways to spend time on the Internet. So let's take a break from that and look at some pictures from the Official Wonkette Baby's first birthday party yesterday! Yes, let's!

Oh look, balloons! That is very exciting.

Here is Donna Rose with one of her two favorite grandpas. Just kidding, he is totally her favorite grandpa, sorry Dad, you snooze and/or live in Los Angeles very far away from us, you lose.

You know what's not from yesterday? This picture. Don't care. Now let's have some greatest hits from the past year, when Donna Rose, once and future king, was born.

And here is a video that isn't "long and boring and needs to be edited"; rather, it is "meditative."

There, we don't know about you, but we feel better!

Be safe out there, lovers.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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