blood coming out of her wherever Oh, man, remember how Donald Trump, who projects as much as your science teacher with her transparencies about, I don't know, amoebas, was so mad that Hillary Clinton got not just "the questions" to the debates from Donna Brazile, but also "the answers"? Hahaha, he totally got the debate questions too (not from Donna Brazile though, obvs) and WAIT WHAT HE OR SOMEONE ELSE POISONED MEGYN KELLY?????


WHAAAAAAAAAAAT????

Then, the day before the first presidential debate, Mr. Trump was in a lather again, Ms. Kelly writes. He called Fox executives, saying he’d heard that her first question “was a very pointed question directed at him.” This disconcerted her, because it was true: It was about his history of using disparaging language about women.

She doesn’t speculate where the leak came from. (She reports. You decide.) But that’s another unambiguous takeaway from this book: Parts of Fox — or at the very least, Roger Ailes, the network’s chairman until July, when he was given the boot after several allegations of sexual harassment were made against him — seemed to be nakedly colluding with the Republican presidential nominee. [...]

Her story becomes more byzantine. On the day of the debate, Ms. Kelly writes, she woke up feeling great. Then an overzealous, suspiciously enthusiastic driver picked her up to take her to the convention center. He insisted on getting her coffee, though she’d repeatedly declined his offer. Once it was in her hand, she drank it. And within 15 minutes, she was violently ill, vomiting so uncontrollably that it was unclear if she’d be able to go on and help moderate that evening. It was so bad that she kept a trash pail beneath her desk throughout the debate, just in case.

WHAAAAAAAAAAT?????

Kelly does note in her book, Settle for More, which this New York Times reviewer, Jennifer Senior, read in advance, that "there was a bug going around" at the same time.

Megyn Kelly knows the difference between what bugs and roofies feel like. Every woman knows the difference between what bugs and roofies feel like. A bug you are like, "oh no, my body hurts, it hurts really bad, I am really very sick with a bug"; a roofie feels like within 20 minutes you cannot stand up and are dying and somebody poisoned you and who around you can save you from the roofie man, because you sure can't save yourself?

Megyn Kelly knows the difference. I know the difference. You know the difference. Somebody poisoned Megyn Kelly the day she was set to ask Trump about his bad behavior to women.

That's all.

Oh, and there's some other stuff about Roger Ailes threatening her gig if she didn't put his slug tongue in her mouth. Plus, you know, SOMEONE POISONED HER.

No big.

[NYT]

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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