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H0mer0's avatar

I liked "misunderestimated" and "putting food on your family"

H0mer0's avatar

[like white jeebus]

BadKitty904's avatar

E Pluribus, Unum = From Many, One

Ex Una, Unum = From One, One

DrCasbahJazz's avatar

Mmmmmeeehhhhh, could be!

Paperless Tiger's avatar

That's a dirty trick, but they still shouldn't poison her.

IOnlyLikeCats's avatar

And then she didn't tell anyone until after the presidential election! After getting quite upset with Donna Brazile! Seriously though I didn't know she was drugged. Who does that?

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Damn it! I never see the subtleties of the phrasing.

Constant Gardener's avatar

Hi Favorite! I'm sorry that happened to you. People are idiots, mean idiots. But, I can't find the article where she suggests she was given rohypnol. Is it weird that the NYT failed to include that? Or not that weird maybe, the Grey Lady sucks. It's a detectable drug though, and she could have preserved evidence. And she's a lawyer. And she's been in negotiations with Fox. So if I were her lawyer, she'd have preserved that evidence.

In any case, she's disavowed the NYT's characterization.https://twitter.com/megynke...

If she reverses herself, and lays out the facts she thinks support the accusation, I'll be willing to change my mind. But if she's spun salaciousness to try and sell her book to liberals we should tell her to fuck off.

doktorzoom's avatar

You do realize that no electoral result is permanent? No, of course you don't. In any case, you don't seem like a good "fit" for our organization. Let me show you the door.

-- Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

H0mer0's avatar

IDK, did anyone check a Geiger counter reading on her?

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

She'll be fine after drinking a few bottles of water from Flint, Michigan.

H0mer0's avatar

I thought arsenic causes a rash and diarrhea

H0mer0's avatar

are you inviting some cougars over? Rawrrrr

H0mer0's avatar

didn't anyone tell Donald that life isn't fair? Besides, why is it unfair that people get to protest? He was doing it the whole election cycle. (projection with these assholes again)

H0mer0's avatar

McFarlane makes the barfing go on waaaay too long (okay, while we're being gross, one of my patients told me she was holding her baby up in the air and he barfed in her mouth.)

now that backfired and I'm not feeling so well. excuse me.