Oh No We Sexualized Elizabeth Warren All Over Your Chest!
Y'all, y'all, y'all! Your inappropriately sexualized* Professorski Elizabeth Warrenovna T-shirts are in, and we have begun mailing them to you through the USPS!
Here are your links for the purchasing of the women's T-shirts, and also the men's, as modeled here by our husband, Shypixel, Sexy Beast.
Here, want to see what a large women's T looks like on five months pregnant? Sure why not.
I tricked you, it is me!!!!
The shirts, they are $22, with FREE SHIPPING, but do read carefully in the T-shirt description on how to get your free shipping, and jump through all the hoops, because we were going in and manually taking out the shipping charges of people who were not jumping through the hoops, but even though we were doing that, Paypal was not actually refunding the $8 shipping! We just thought it was! So figure it out, you can do it.
If you buy a Liz Warren cup at the same time you are buying a shirt, the shipping is no longer free, don't be greedy. If you are outside USAmercia, shoot us an email at rebecca at wonkette dot com telling us where you are and what you must have in your life, and we (I) will price out the shipping for you, because message: I care.
*We would never do that to Joe Biden.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.