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Oh, That Explains It: Michele Bachmann Is Blind

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"In case you were wondering, this is what Michele Bachmann looked like during the State of the Union address." We were! And look: It's that same vacant, devil-tranced stare she exhibited in her speech last night. We've figured it out. Not only is this person blind to history and other facts, she is also literally blind.

For a comparison, here is Bachmann next to a wax figure of Helen Keller. Just look at the eyes and pose; try to ignore the fact that the wax figure looks more intelligent and stately. And human.

Yeah, we've been making fun of a blind person this whole time. Still, she deserves it. [Cajun Boy]

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It was bound to happen. We're now watching Republican congressmen react to Donald Trump sitting in the Oval Office and saying "RUSSIA IF YOU'RE LISTENING" during an interview with George Stephanopoulos, literally inviting hostile foreign powers to attack the 2020 election for him like Russia did in 2016. And if you thought there wouldn't be at least one of them to say the quiet part loud and state for the record that crime is good if it helps Republicans win, then you haven't been paying attention to the Republican party in quite a while.

Enter GOP Rep. Chris Stewart of Utah, who sits on the House Intelligence Committee, AKA the committee whose members really should know better, even the Republicans, but unfortunately they don't because A) they're idiots and B) they've been sucking at Devin Nunes's dairy cows' teats (ALLEGEDLY) for too long:

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