NewsJanuary 26, 2011 01:52 PM
Oh, That Explains It: Michele Bachmann Is Blind
"In case you were wondering, this is what Michele Bachmann looked like during the State of the Union address." We were! And look: It's that same vacant, devil-tranced stare she exhibited in her speech last night. We've figured it out. Not only is this person blind to history and other facts, she is also literally blind.
For a comparison, here is Bachmann next to a wax figure of Helen Keller. Just look at the eyes and pose; try to ignore the fact that the wax figure looks more intelligent and stately. And human.
Yeah, we've been making fun of a blind person this whole time. Still, she deserves it. [Cajun Boy]