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They want you for a new recruitReuters reports thatChina has seized a US Navy vessel (thankfully, an unmanned one) in the South China Sea.


This undoubtedly has nothing to do with President-elect Donald Trump's recognition of Taiwan -- breaking four decades of bipartisan US policy -- and surely nothing to do with his nonchalantly accusing them of being the real Russian hackers, or his constant complaints that they are somehow cheating America, by making his ties for him.

So if you had "real war with China" instead of "trade war with China" on your President-elect Donald Trump Funtimes Jamboree Betting Pool, you might just "get lucky"!

Anyway, war with China is much better than war with Russia, which we have been accused of really wanting, because it is just obvious, no citation necessary, don't ALL neoliberal shills want war with Russia because Hillary Clinton definitely said she did (no she didn't), so THANKS TRUMP!

[MotherJones]

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