Old Handsome Joe Biden Gets Instagram Account, Panties Melt Nationwide


Attention, America: Old Handsome Joe Biden has the Instagram now. Please keep your sextpectations to yourself.

Then again, considering the comments on OHJB's second post, maybe you should just go ahead with the sexting, for all we know.

sellhalf About time! @vp

onesmallhoneybee S'up Joe!

hgphotopage ur cute

catcusi @jacquelyncusi uncle Joe is finally on Instagram! And he's in Pittsburgh today! Maybe he will stop at CMU and say hi to Frankie!!

districteaton Your ship name could be lolvpfinally

jadedjan I,M A BADMAN!!!!

katniss_everdeenx Do you got da booty? Post a pic I wanna know

You just keep on dreaming, you wacky internet Ladees. OHJB is tucked firmly away in Dr. Jill's pocket, and that's where he's going to stay.

Not that he'd say no to a ride on your '68 Harley Shovelhead. Mind the hair.


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