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OMFG Metro Section Is Back!

* "I was ready to prove my comic genius, the stars were simply aligned. Two glasses of sangria later, the time was right..." [Average Jane]


* DiCaprio, Crowe set fire to the Eastern Market, Metro watches. [BrightestYoungThings]

* "Oh yes, you're huge. So fucking round. I've seen beach balls with more sex appeal." [Roissy In DC]

* "This has turned into an exciting game, now. And that's too bad, because serious playoff-bound teams aren't going to end up in close games with the Dolphins." [DCeiver]

* Save the restaurants, save the world. [Metrocurean]

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