* "I was ready to prove my comic genius, the stars were simply aligned. Two glasses of sangria later, the time was right..." [ Average Jane ] * DiCaprio, Crowe set fire to the Eastern Market, Metro watches. [ BrightestYoungThings ] * "Oh yes, you're huge. So fucking round. I've seen beach balls with more sex appeal." [
OMFG Metro Section Is Back!
OMFG Metro Section Is Back!
OMFG Metro Section Is Back!
* "I was ready to prove my comic genius, the stars were simply aligned. Two glasses of sangria later, the time was right..." [ Average Jane ] * DiCaprio, Crowe set fire to the Eastern Market, Metro watches. [ BrightestYoungThings ] * "Oh yes, you're huge. So fucking round. I've seen beach balls with more sex appeal." [