On It, Bill

The Penzey family, the ones from the spices, have been annoying their conservative customers with loud mommyblogging against Trump and all the other Republicans for years now.

So yes, we can find you a customer to replace that mad lady. Maybe five customers. Or maybe just three.


Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.


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