On Scale Of One To Dana Rohrabacher, How Drunk Is Marco Rubio In His Christmas Video?
On a scale of one to Dana Rohrabacher, Kaili thinks the answer is "Boehner." Snipy would like to point out his Lizard People Eyes and slow blinking. We personally like the slurring of "Christians" and also the cheezy boybander smile at the end. Happy Christmas, Marco Rubio, your family seems nice.
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