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His wife doesn't blink. I think she's a bot.

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If I were forbidden from using birth control, and that was my wife, there would be more kids than that.

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I'd rate him at 0.5 Noonan units..

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I'm going to assume you've just saved me the trouble of watching it. Thanks!

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INPEACH!

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Two of the kids look like him. Were the others borrowed?

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<i>On a scale of one to Dana Rohrabacher, </i>

8 Peggy Noonans.

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Thank God it's a whole year until we have to look at this again.

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"Gay Christmas" instead of "Happy Holidays". The War on Christmas is over!

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rum, rum, rum, rum, baked beans and rum.

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<titter>, <titter>, <titter> You said <i>Santorum blasted</i>.

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That would kill most men...

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So, how long 'til Mrs. Rubio is "preggers" and the one on the right isn't photographed for 9 months?

What? I'm the only one that got a Bristol vibe?

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