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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

His wife doesn't blink. I think she's a bot.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

If I were forbidden from using birth control, and that was my wife, there would be more kids than that.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'd rate him at 0.5 Noonan units..

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'm going to assume you've just saved me the trouble of watching it. Thanks!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

INPEACH!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Two of the kids look like him. Were the others borrowed?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>On a scale of one to Dana Rohrabacher, </i>

8 Peggy Noonans.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Thank God it's a whole year until we have to look at this again.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

"Gay Christmas" instead of "Happy Holidays". The War on Christmas is over!

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

rum, rum, rum, rum, baked beans and rum.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<titter>, <titter>, <titter> You said <i>Santorum blasted</i>.

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

That would kill most men...

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

So, how long 'til Mrs. Rubio is "preggers" and the one on the right isn't photographed for 9 months?

What? I'm the only one that got a Bristol vibe?

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