Bin Laden Had an Ugly Mansion, and Now It Is Covered In Blood
Osama bin Laden was living in the suburbs. The suburbs! It figures! People who live in caves in the middle of nowhere get to know their immediate neighbors, and so do people who live in cities, but people in suburbs leave each other alone. Did bin Laden own a minivan and drive children to soccer practive when he wasn't blowing up Americans? It sounds like it. But now his compound is empty and covered in blood. And he is dead. None of this can be good for the neighborhood's property values.
The neighbors were probably too busy complaining about the upkeep of this place to realize the world's number-one terrorist mastermind was living there. Now they probably feel dumb, but they also probably wonder if somebody else famous will move in soon. O.J.? [ABC News]