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There were several good parts and that too was one of them.

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Ha! Much of the thanks do I do for so that wordz of prase !

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No argument from me. I was just struck by the idea.

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It’s true. Christ, he’s a moron.

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Twain was brilliant, and one of my favorite authors. My two favorite quotations of his are:

“It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you into trouble. It’s what you know for sure that just ain’t so.”"When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years."

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McAsshole and McDonald's sounds like he was Mcdrunk. Glad he got a Mcbeating.

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You appear to have actual grammar skills, too, which rules you out for the time being.

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..And now I'm crying again.Though my memories are primarily from Comet Quest: The Adventures of Mark Twain (first claymation feature length) Which is for children, but captures the heart of Twain's writing and is worth it for the animation effort alone.

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The most telling line: "I couldn't control her."

As if she was a piece of property to him. Shithead.

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McDonald's woman would massacre Senate GOPs like Chris Christie through Quarter Pounders.

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He can't tell them to get into the kitchen and make him a samwich. And that makes Cucker sad.

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They did. House & Senate had a kick-the-can-down-the-road funding deal but Dump watched Faux Nooze and decided to throw his usual hissy fit instead.

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Begs the question: https://media.giphy.com/med...

Mueller has no reason. And I mean none whatsoever. To offer Trump immunity if he's got enough to string him up by the ballsack the rest of his existence.

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Scot Free, however would also not enjoy getting off of Trump.

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The best part: "I couldn't control her" was wiseass' non-justification.

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