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phoenix00's avatar

Ya see, AP? It *doesn't* take two to tango.

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phoenix00's avatar

Remember: truth is not truth. Rudy G said so.

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phoenix00's avatar

He said he was anxious and intimidated too.

https://media.giphy.com/med...

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JCfromNC's avatar

Last night Trump's legal team told CNN Rudy wasn't being "You're Fired," they're just thinking about sending him to a farm in upstate New York.

Yeah. A pig farm.

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Cynthia's avatar

I never get here before 9 pm so just saw this, but thanks for those Joni Ernst links. I had no idea. Now I know why she wears a wig. And I almost want to like her. Why, oh why, aren't women who know better Democrats? What exactly in her abused soul directs her to champion policy that hurts women like herself (and other minorities)? Another conundrum for me to ponder....

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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

So very sorry. I still have my small ring, no stones, although it is too small.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Soylent Green is the WALL.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Extra-crispy plastic Kentucky cumbucket is even worse.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Build metal slats and hold your hats.

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Erala Contratista's avatar

Gold alloy with copperI think.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

"Yes, I know there's a lot of demonic activity in Cleveland" - Wishverse!Giles

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Lordpnut's avatar

Muzzle tov!

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BearLeft's avatar

I think late next week will be a good time for the civilian air traffic controllers at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport, who've been working for free, to start calling in sick. Let's see how important Donnie Dumpster's wall seems when it gets in the way of football.

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cmd RadicalLIBRaphaelWarnock's avatar

Huh, totally missed that one. Then, if it's a nice color, Ivanka can't have it as a signature.

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Zyxomma's avatar

I had to sell my South Dakota rose gold (with Montana sapphires) when I first went broke. I miss it sometimes.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"That's easy! Y'all can just move the border up here a bit, right?"

This is actually the best solution ever. Build a steel slat wall, 70 miles from the border on the entire length of Farmur Dinguss' land, and show it to Trump. The man who looks directly into the sun to see an eclipse will never realize such a subtle difference as "this isn't the actual border."

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