300 Comments

See, this is where a good old "youze" or "Ya'all" comes in handy.

Expand full comment

And then the eagle took a big shit on Emperor HeorCheeto's face which caused him to cry.

Expand full comment

Once, after splinting the wing of a Bald Eagle that had flown, then fallen into his courtyard young Emperor HeroCheeto learned to speak Eagle and was instructed in the true ways of the natural order by that wise and noble creature.

Expand full comment

Imagine Nimrata "Nikki" Haley (R) runs after 45 crashes and burns and faces off against another woman with relatives in India, Kamala Harris (D) that would be worth it just for the fun of watching the despair among the racists and misogynists of the GOP.

Expand full comment

I've been to many hipster coffee shops (all of them?) where people are quietly saying just that, no TV show, no Möbius hair, she's no Téa Leoni, at least 45, with his golden toilets is the natural "unbribeable" ally of the economically anxious working class worker who works in Western Pennsylvania or any part of Idaho.

Expand full comment

James wood is a waste of space, air, and resources. He's a walking, talking asshole.

He's also fractally wrong about everything.

Expand full comment

Hey, CNN actually managed to find 2 of those federal workers, which means *checks Trump mathematics* there are at least eleventy billion more! It's just sense!

Expand full comment

Self awareness, what even is it?

Expand full comment

Exactly this. Drumph may be a heinous sack of shit, but at least he keeps his colluding confined to ONE planet (at least until SPACE FORCE). Plus, SMRT intellectuals like James Woods don't like her, and Schultz never even had a teevee show, so why are we even still talking about this??

Expand full comment

Hogwarts is totes mcGotes

Expand full comment

I can't say this enough: fuck Mark Zuckerberg.

Expand full comment

Not only that. They didn't run absentee ballots for the elderly and disabled. Marked many with exact match despite federal lawsuit and other idiocy.

Expand full comment

HEY HOGWARTS IS REALZEES YOU CAN'T CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE>

Expand full comment

Now there surely has to be an E-MAILSERVER, because all bad bad peoples have an EMAILSERVER.

Expand full comment

My usage of "YOU" was not directed at you but all the you's who are reading this--i.e. everybody.

Expand full comment

HI, Ingridz:

What MilitantAgnostic said: This was not a direct direct criticism of you.

Also too, I said this: "I tend not to believe folks who declare someone they barely know as a narcissist/sociopath if they've only known them in a limited sense (went on few dates, limited work relationship, neighbor two doors down)."

As well as this: "But please lay off of random ass people you don't have long-term, intimate/close relationships with"

Being raised by a narcissist and having combined 22 years of personal relationships with two others clearly means that they are not random interactions with otherwise insignificant people. Say what you want about them. This isn't about my criticism of you and your opinions of them.

In general, this was my polite reminder to the general non-commentariat that psychoanalyzing people and relationships based on something they read on the internet is not cool. These kinds of posts tend to bring out a trove of minor horror stories about "this sociopath/narcissist" they spent a sum total of 17 minutes with over 3 interactions. It trivializes the matter, and is a little bit unfair to whomever they're talking about, even if they are shitty people.

Thank you for understanding.

Expand full comment