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Good news! Well, QUALIFIED good news.

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I almost felt badly about writing it, but there it was, the Shining City on the Hill of lowest possible common denominator comments.

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The doc was actually surprised at how much healing had happened. There's really nothing to do at this point other than to let it finish healing. I'm lucky - the bones are all healing in the correct alignment and orientation, so I just need to chill and let that happen.

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That can't be done overnight either even if they still exist.

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Actually, why would anyone have to "build" anything? What about all those factories that are still standing, abandoned by their original tenants? How about we find, rehab and fill those *first* before we start anymore from-the-ground-up construction?

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If you're trying to do that all at the same time, you could:1.) Burn the mac-n-cheese2.) Get so drunk you puke out the window onto your best rose bush.3.) Discover the kids you yelled at about the lawn were your own. You haven't seen them since. It's been two days.

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"Truth is not truth." Rudy and borscht...perfect together

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Trump takes a swim.

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We can dispense with the obligatory slap of the glove, maybe? If not, I have some sap gloves around here somewhere I could empty out and fill with snark

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Dems will always be disarrayer

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Another face eaten by the face-eating leopards.

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He likely encouraged abuse of college wrestlers. Probably.

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Damn. Peggington. Nowhere near as stylish or hip as Damn, Daniel.

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