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I loled at the part where the pilot, on realising that everyone could see his massive penis, started trying to cross it out. Reminds me of when partner and I drew a forty foot penis on Blackpool beach, and then became aware that it would probably be visible to the penisoners on Blackpool tower.There's only so much obfuscation you can do on a penis of that size.

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Or smelled Trump's relatives on them.

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Good point, but I bet the DoD pays BIG ATTENTION to the $$$.

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Exactly... "I can, and I will shoot someone to death in the middle of the street, and when you come to investigate I will murder you. So pretty much fuck you because I am in charge..." I mean that's the basic gist of it..

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Neither is Brett Kavanaugh, at least not a decent one.

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Not sure that would do anything either, Trump would do anything to stay in power. As long his mouthbreathing fanbase still worship him and support it he'll do it. Trump is desperate and will say and do anything to buy time. I want to believe he'll be frustated and will never get away with it. I dunno...

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Possible counterpoint: what makes you think such a war will be popular, even with Trump's base?

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I just wonder if Trump will order an invasion and ignore Congress, He hasnt shown respect for the constituion, he sure as hell wont respect the War Powers Act. He'll just command the generals to invade. Now will the military obey his orders is another matter...

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Laden or unladen?

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No, no, we should encourage this.

Frankly I'm in favor of allowing any elected officials who want to, to ignore safety regulations, as long as they are made aware of them.

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So we had a cell tower outage last night. My son came in and I didn't want to cook so as to be able to visit a bit. I ordered some take out to be delivered and several minutes later all of our phones went silent. The outage lasted about an hour, during which I began to wonder about dinner which hadn't made an appearance, but I couldn't call anyone 'cause phone. When the phones came back I got a text message from Favor saying the restaurant I had ordered from was closed for remodeling and no dinner was forthcoming. I had a piece of cornbread. I don't know what anyone else had because it was late by then and they had all dispersed.

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S.P.P. 2020!

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Is that a hard hat area or not? The employee wearing the hard hat suggests that it is. If it is, then trump and the other visitors are in violation of Federal Safety regulations. IMPEACH!!!!

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Thanks so much for the puppers.

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But Congress has to agree to pay for it.

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Multi-tasking can be hard.

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