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ahughes798's avatar

Mom seemed to trust the guy. She wasn't acting upset. They like to take breaks, too!

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Sarah Smith's avatar

Ours had a high wire fence with an unlocked gate.

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Sarah Smith's avatar

Yeah, I'd peel outta there.

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fuflans's avatar

also, he was taking them away from mom. i was worried...

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Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

Flat black with red Monster Energy Drink stickers

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Molly Hatchet's avatar

The BroMaster 4000! Red or Black?

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Molly Hatchet's avatar

Yeah, I realized that after I wrote it. :-( He's actually been accused by a 14 yr. old,and I believe her.

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Naytch's avatar

🎶Po Po come and I want to go home🎶

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kermit's avatar

Welp... They're in a bunch of trouble,

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Why does Roy Moore like twenty nine year olds? Because there's twenty of them.

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SprinkleMagic PartyBuns🥂's avatar

It's already $3/gal here in Chicagoland.*

*kinda like Disneyland, but the rodents aren't as cute.

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SprinkleMagic PartyBuns🥂's avatar

Testify. I needed to cut the back nails of a big orange floofball last night. He was not pleased.

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SprinkleMagic PartyBuns🥂's avatar

From the linked article:

'On Tuesday, police said they didn’t intend to stand in the way of the protest as long as it remains peaceful. "To be clear, we fully expect the protest to happen,” Anthony Guglielmi, a spokesman for the Chicago Police Department, told the Tribune. “CPD’s role is not to prevent freedom of speech but to protect individuals’ right to demonstrate in the safest manner possible. We are working closely (with) our partners to ensure the safety of protesters and of the public.”'

Apparently, there really are some good cops in Chicago. Yes, they will arrest protestors, but only for trying to get into Wrigley without paying for a ticket. Gotta kiss up to those sports ball owners.

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shivaskeeper's avatar

Agreed.

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Alexander Stallwitz's avatar

Make sure to buy a lock for your gas tank so no one tries to siphon gas when the price climbs.

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