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Mom seemed to trust the guy. She wasn't acting upset. They like to take breaks, too!

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Ours had a high wire fence with an unlocked gate.

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Yeah, I'd peel outta there.

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also, he was taking them away from mom. i was worried...

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Flat black with red Monster Energy Drink stickers

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The BroMaster 4000! Red or Black?

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Yeah, I realized that after I wrote it. :-( He's actually been accused by a 14 yr. old,and I believe her.

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🎶Po Po come and I want to go home🎶

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Welp... They're in a bunch of trouble,

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Why does Roy Moore like twenty nine year olds? Because there's twenty of them.

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It's already $3/gal here in Chicagoland.*

*kinda like Disneyland, but the rodents aren't as cute.

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Testify. I needed to cut the back nails of a big orange floofball last night. He was not pleased.

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From the linked article:

'On Tuesday, police said they didn’t intend to stand in the way of the protest as long as it remains peaceful. "To be clear, we fully expect the protest to happen,” Anthony Guglielmi, a spokesman for the Chicago Police Department, told the Tribune. “CPD’s role is not to prevent freedom of speech but to protect individuals’ right to demonstrate in the safest manner possible. We are working closely (with) our partners to ensure the safety of protesters and of the public.”'

Apparently, there really are some good cops in Chicago. Yes, they will arrest protestors, but only for trying to get into Wrigley without paying for a ticket. Gotta kiss up to those sports ball owners.

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Agreed.

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Make sure to buy a lock for your gas tank so no one tries to siphon gas when the price climbs.

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