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EdR's avatar

Glad to meet you, Khan. I too am an"old" with an excessive fondness for.........many pleasures of the flesh.

khanurik's avatar

When I first read your post, I thought I had misquoted Meredith Wilson's lyrics by saying "lots" when it should have been "tons." Sure, kind of the same thing, and I was prepared to offer a humble mea culpa. But I reviewed the lyrics and it is indeed "lots and lots of trouble." Not that that was your point at all - I'm an oldz and don't catch on so quick these days.

By the way, "Khan" is not my name. I'm a white-bread guy from Kansas with a perfectly boring Amuurican name. My moniker "khanurik" is transliterated from the Russian slang word ханурик- which means a bum or drunk - quite appropriate my friends say.

EdR's avatar

Tons and tons of trouble, Khan

From Scranton With Love's avatar

Some of that stuff is fairly petty. Much less serious than the trouble Trump should be in.

khanurik's avatar

Always an up-vote for a Fran Liebowitz reference.

khanurik's avatar

Well, "T" rhymes with "P" and that stands for pool So we have lots of trouble. Lots and lots of trouble. And don't get me started on the threat of our kids hiding dime novels in the corn crib. Who knew that pool was a synonym for treason? Either way, we have lots of trouble.

Amalga's avatar

Thanks for that info. Ive been wondering who Axios is/are.

Skepti-KC's avatar

Huh. Well, I suppose that everybody's got a hobby. Nevertheless, Braindead really ought to close both her mouth and her legs for a little while.

Wookie Monster's avatar

So is having a giant ego.

Serai 1's avatar

Wow, does THAT take me back!

Bobathonic's avatar

I got sunshinein a bag

Serai 1's avatar

Eternal Oliver Hardys.