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NO LEMUR! NO LEMUR! YOU ARE THE LEMUR!

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I’m a (part) Messican demoncrat so I should have voted more.

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As I read it, those tariffs are the ones being imposed on us by the turks. Being an Islamic country I don't suppose they but a huge amount of booze.

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Nambia

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Nickleback?

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In a manner of speaking. https://www.snopes.com/fact...

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OK, you can skip to the last 20 seconds, but you'll miss the set up.

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I tried to type an extended "aum" sound here, but it looked odd and I didn't think anyone would get it.

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To be closer to her beloved Mama/Daddy. Plus computers generate heat and kitties are heat-seeking luvmuffins...

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What are you?I’m an otterWhat do you do?I do cute little human things with my hands. You’re free to go...

—Denis Leary—

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How come it's always Ruth and Sonia who get to see the other animals? How come they never take any other goats in the herd to see the zoo?

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Me, trying to cry over this.

https://media.giphy.com/med...

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Methinks the ones who haven't left yet are the one's who are officially S.O.L. on the job prospects. Suckers... they should have left sooner... or kept their asses wherever they were at to start with (their Mom's basments?)

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Fucking third party asshole narcissists that split the Democratic vote!I hope we have learned something!

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