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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Pence is the one with a stick up his ass. Trump couldn't get the stick in past his head.

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

Mmmm, whether your manual checkbook is balanced or not, if you write a check for $21 you will be overdrawn. Admittedly I don't use many checks these days, so when I buy something on my credit card, the pending charge goes on my account nearly instantly. I just sent $15 to Act Blue, left a $3 tip and alreadhy have a pending charge for $18 on my credit card.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

For the first time in my life, I'm REALLY glad I don't have any children. I do worry about my little nephews though. I guess they'll just live in bunkers.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

That barrier island is likely to be under 10 feet of water before long.

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BJW's avatar

Thanks for the video Dominic. My blood pressure was elevated today from driving 50 miles to my medical appointment and having to avoid idiots trying to get themselves and me killed. It was the PERFECT antidote.

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Querolous's avatar

He must be short of walking slithering around money.FIFY

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John Robinson's avatar

Too lazy to do the photoshopping, but here you go:https://uploads.disquscdn.c... https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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The Villainess+'s avatar

Damn that Sunspots Observatory thing is weird. It actually happened A WEEK ago, and still, no one is saying ANYTHING.... Lots of conspiracy theories though.

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Querolous's avatar

Has anyone (besides Hair Twitler) ever actually looked at a sunspot? If so then they are not welcome at TrumpTrash Tower.

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EdR's avatar

I am sure that Trump skims off his Moscow remittances.

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Courser's avatar

Years ago, I had somewhere between 4 -6 dogs on a constant basis. I knew that I'd never be able to go to a shelter with that many big, hairy dogs (Russian wolfhounds). Pretty unlikely in my part of my world and there's really nowhere to evacuate to (from the Denver metro area). Still, I ran tornado drills getting the pack down into my crawlspace.

Cats are a whole 'nother thing but yes, we have teams who will retrieve your pets if at all possible. Here the biggest risk for most is wildfire and there's a very good chance it will happen when people are at work, unable to even get home to get their pets. I think the Humane Society and Dumb Friends League have pet carriers to use.

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Querolous's avatar

The bucks stop with Hair Twitler only long enough to be laundered and sent to Moscow.

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cleos_mom's avatar

Like a cobra eating its tail !

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EdR's avatar

I had no hope for that option anyway. I'll bring the good stuff.

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