263 Comments

And here they are!

Expand full comment

All things considered, I'm in pretty good shape. I have no real problems, my crossword and other puzzle skills are still top notch and I have, by far, the fewest health issues of any of my friends.

Expand full comment

I'll be 65 in May. It's been a good ride, but a little faster than I expected...

Expand full comment

I'm 68 myself and my memory is a shadow of it's former state. Oh well.

Expand full comment

In an unprecedented display of rapprochement and solidarity with the Jewish and Gay communities who suffered so much in Poland during the Holocaust the new military facility will be called:

FORT COHN

https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

Expand full comment

Don't make me get out my aardvark owners' manual.

Expand full comment

My family, and as an adult, I moved from state to state a lot and I lived in 3 different countries courtesy of the USAF. Each of those places provide distinct memories and time frames which is probably why I remember them. Since I turned 60 it's my short term memory that has gone to shit.

Expand full comment

Although Doofenshmirtz might be a better match for Donnie, the building itself reminds me way more of this one: https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

(that's the Teen Titans tower, for those who don't know)

Expand full comment

A conservative dark money group is claiming that three groups crowdfunding to pressure Maine Republican Sen. Susan Collins to vote against Brett Kavanaugh constitutes bribery after Collins whined about "quid pro quo fundraising." The group is demanding a DOJ investigation; lucky for them the head of the criminal division is a Trump stooge with shady Russian ties.*sigh* I hate to give these fuckers any ideas, but honestly, they might get more traction claiming it's extortion. Because it's clearly not a fucking bribe.

Expand full comment

Someone's always got it worse.I'm a blue eyed partial Indian, that is white but looks Latino with shades on.

I'm a walking contradiction.

Expand full comment

Thank yoooou! So much!!

Expand full comment

I offer only what is deserved, esteemed birthday celebrant! <3

Expand full comment

That is so kind of you ♥♥♥

Expand full comment

I've had my boots on for the past 6 months. Let's GO!

Expand full comment

Well, I gotta admit I don't have to endure short/bald jokes ( altho' the bald part is a long way from the "solar sex panel" defense, it's in my future real soon ). Fat jokes are another story.

Expand full comment

Splendorous salutations celebrating the magnificent anniversary of YOUR premier day as an irreplaceable member of the human race! There is NO ONE like you, M! A glorious day to ye!

Expand full comment