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EdR's avatar

All things considered, I'm in pretty good shape. I have no real problems, my crossword and other puzzle skills are still top notch and I have, by far, the fewest health issues of any of my friends.

From Scranton With Love's avatar

I'll be 65 in May. It's been a good ride, but a little faster than I expected...

EdR's avatar

I'm 68 myself and my memory is a shadow of it's former state. Oh well.

JoeMRN - Un/Fortunately's avatar

In an unprecedented display of rapprochement and solidarity with the Jewish and Gay communities who suffered so much in Poland during the Holocaust the new military facility will be called:

FORT COHN

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

Don't make me get out my aardvark owners' manual.

From Scranton With Love's avatar

My family, and as an adult, I moved from state to state a lot and I lived in 3 different countries courtesy of the USAF. Each of those places provide distinct memories and time frames which is probably why I remember them. Since I turned 60 it's my short term memory that has gone to shit.

JCfromNC's avatar

Although Doofenshmirtz might be a better match for Donnie, the building itself reminds me way more of this one: https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

(that's the Teen Titans tower, for those who don't know)

JCfromNC's avatar

A conservative dark money group is claiming that three groups crowdfunding to pressure Maine Republican Sen. Susan Collins to vote against Brett Kavanaugh constitutes bribery after Collins whined about "quid pro quo fundraising." The group is demanding a DOJ investigation; lucky for them the head of the criminal division is a Trump stooge with shady Russian ties.*sigh* I hate to give these fuckers any ideas, but honestly, they might get more traction claiming it's extortion. Because it's clearly not a fucking bribe.

Leftflank's avatar

Someone's always got it worse.I'm a blue eyed partial Indian, that is white but looks Latino with shades on.

I'm a walking contradiction.

"M"'s avatar

Thank yoooou! So much!!

Skepti-KC's avatar

I offer only what is deserved, esteemed birthday celebrant! <3

"M"'s avatar

That is so kind of you ♥♥♥

Skepti-KC's avatar

I've had my boots on for the past 6 months. Let's GO!

bupkus231's avatar

Well, I gotta admit I don't have to endure short/bald jokes ( altho' the bald part is a long way from the "solar sex panel" defense, it's in my future real soon ). Fat jokes are another story.

Skepti-KC's avatar

Splendorous salutations celebrating the magnificent anniversary of YOUR premier day as an irreplaceable member of the human race! There is NO ONE like you, M! A glorious day to ye!