Crisis has been averted: The government will probably not shut down at the end of the week, because Democrats put together a giant spending omnibus thing that will fund it for the next fiscal year.
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Sponsors had proposed the title "All-Purpose Spending Reconciliation Act," but the bill wishes to remain an omnibus.
Sure, if you remove the stick that's up there first. Careful, it's a big one.
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Needz moar tax cuts for the richers.
AND all Wonkette commenters will get back their whore diamonds that mysteriously disappeared in a fit of internets pique one day.
Can I use my SF Muni Fast Pass on the omnibus?
you know that 'clear will expressed by the voters this past election'?
fuck that.
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