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Do you think a kid could explain sleeping in one of these 'science' classes, by saying he was considering the Australian Aboriginal theory of the Dreamtime?

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Wait until you see the results of their survey on the teaching of statistics...

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Wait. So the inerrant Bible comes with implied error bars?

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Science is doing fine. Science in <i>Amercia</i>, not so much.

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Doesn't the word "teachers" in that sentence deserve a nice set of scare-quotes?

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Just hope they don't find any fossils.

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There are three good reasons to be a teacher:

1. June 2. July 3. August

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Schools are supposed to give the kids something to do until football practice starts.

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So you're saying win/win, right?

Look, if education were important, teachers would be paid on a scale comparable to those who make substantial contributions to human betterment...hedge fund managers, for instance. Or Beyoncé.

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A thing (so real it has its own authentic website!) called "The Institute for Creation Research" says the Bible is <a href="http:\/\/www.icr.org\/bible\/1Kings\/7\/23\/" target="_blank">right</a> and you are wrong because <i>you </i>don't understand scientific notation. Ha ha on you!

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Because they're unqualified for any other job in the country.

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