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#1 Real America Grocery List Discovered In Walmart

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#1 Real America Grocery List Discovered In Walmart

Jack Stuef
Mar 07, 2011
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gingerwentworth1
Aug 22, 2023

This is a happy household! If I had a mother who sent me for instant potatoes, and then said, "now go get us a bag of potatoes" I'd find that very funny, as a kid and as a grown-up. It's no fun to have a mother who's efficient and says, "I bought instant potatoes already-- I'd hardly buy a bag of potatoes, what's wrong with you?" Those mothers are a dime a dozen. It's so unusual-- all you can do in response is point out you're better than her?? I love her saying, "that cake we like." Cosy. Now you're all six years older and you agree with me.

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eyelashviper
Aug 22, 2023

Sad, how un-Murikin, no moon pies, devil dogs, or fried pies.

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