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This is a happy household! If I had a mother who sent me for instant potatoes, and then said, "now go get us a bag of potatoes" I'd find that very funny, as a kid and as a grown-up. It's no fun to have a mother who's efficient and says, "I bought instant potatoes already-- I'd hardly buy a bag of potatoes, what's wrong with you?" Those mothers are a dime a dozen. It's so unusual-- all you can do in response is point out you're better than her?? I love her saying, "that cake we like." Cosy. Now you're all six years older and you agree with me.

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Sad, how un-Murikin, no moon pies, devil dogs, or fried pies.

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Also the least convincing attempt at illiteracy I've seen in a long time.

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Moon Pie. What a time to be alive!

https://m.youtube.com/watch...

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Necrocommenting.

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the Kwick E Mart had better have RC Cola to go with it!!!

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C-I-L-L my landlord

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The list is memorized. Milwaukee's Best Ice Lite

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You sure has a lotta expensive soundin' words in that elitist head of yours. You probably got gay married just for the hell of it, didn't you?

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The local food-like products dispensary in my corner of the hood actually has "Koolaid" on one of their aisle signs. This is where I would normally say as Chris Rock says "black people are the only people that hate black people more than white people. "

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"Thought Dogs slathered in (mus)turds" Unintentional insight into the Real Merkn mind.

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There is cakes we like, and cakes we eet but dont like as much, and cakes we dont like.

Still eatum.

Diabeetus is hard work!

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Market it by the squeezable pint, maybe consider a free mobility scooter caddy, and you're printing effin money.

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You ain't even have to write down "Brawndo for you an the grass" hunny, I rememberts good!

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What, no grits? I love grits.

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