This is a happy household! If I had a mother who sent me for instant potatoes, and then said, "now go get us a bag of potatoes" I'd find that very funny, as a kid and as a grown-up. It's no fun to have a mother who's efficient and says, "I bought instant potatoes already-- I'd hardly buy a bag of potatoes, what's wrong with you?" Those mothers are a dime a dozen. It's so unusual-- all you can do in response is point out you're better than her?? I love her saying, "that cake we like." Cosy. Now you're all six years older and you agree with me.
You sure has a lotta expensive soundin' words in that elitist head of yours. You probably got gay married just for the hell of it, didn't you?
The local food-like products dispensary in my corner of the hood actually has "Koolaid" on one of their aisle signs. This is where I would normally say as Chris Rock says "black people are the only people that hate black people more than white people. "
This is a happy household! If I had a mother who sent me for instant potatoes, and then said, "now go get us a bag of potatoes" I'd find that very funny, as a kid and as a grown-up. It's no fun to have a mother who's efficient and says, "I bought instant potatoes already-- I'd hardly buy a bag of potatoes, what's wrong with you?" Those mothers are a dime a dozen. It's so unusual-- all you can do in response is point out you're better than her?? I love her saying, "that cake we like." Cosy. Now you're all six years older and you agree with me.
Sad, how un-Murikin, no moon pies, devil dogs, or fried pies.
Also the least convincing attempt at illiteracy I've seen in a long time.
Moon Pie. What a time to be alive!
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Necrocommenting.
the Kwick E Mart had better have RC Cola to go with it!!!
Q: Does Tom Tomorrow read Wonkette?
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C-I-L-L my landlord
The list is memorized. Milwaukee's Best Ice Lite
You sure has a lotta expensive soundin' words in that elitist head of yours. You probably got gay married just for the hell of it, didn't you?
The local food-like products dispensary in my corner of the hood actually has "Koolaid" on one of their aisle signs. This is where I would normally say as Chris Rock says "black people are the only people that hate black people more than white people. "
"Thought Dogs slathered in (mus)turds" Unintentional insight into the Real Merkn mind.
There is cakes we like, and cakes we eet but dont like as much, and cakes we dont like.
Still eatum.
Diabeetus is hard work!
Market it by the squeezable pint, maybe consider a free mobility scooter caddy, and you're printing effin money.
You ain't even have to write down "Brawndo for you an the grass" hunny, I rememberts good!
What, no grits? I love grits.