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TundraGrifter's avatar

It does only take a moment, so it's a logical choice if you're rushin'.

ryp's avatar

You have to pee on a sheet, and it's for women only.

ryp's avatar

There won't be 53 votes to confirm.

Cock Blockula's avatar

As it turned out, I went to work without my phone. While other phones at work blared the emergency test, mine was at home annoying my husband.

TundraGrifter's avatar

The Trump Urine Test proved 100% reliable. You pee on the strip of white paper and it turns yellow - proving it's urine!

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Have a beignet at Cafe Du Monde for me. Laissez les bon temps rouler!

george lastrapes's avatar

I was perversely enjoying that paranoid fantasy.

Bobjust bob's avatar

Rules? Model Code of Behaviour?

That's like expecting a President to act "presidential", so yeterday.

phoenix00's avatar

It's called "Twitter"

Edith Prickly's Clone's avatar

They don't feel like getting slapped around by the Parkland students from now until the mid-terms.

Skepti-KC's avatar

An abomination thereof, indeed.

TakingAmes's avatar

Me too. Mine starts tonight at 6 when I get on a plane to New Orleans, and won't stop until I get home Monday night. Mama needs a break, yo.

TakingAmes's avatar

He is a waste of carbon.

Hardly Ideal's avatar

Democrats were raised on raw meat instead of breastfeeding? I thought we were a bunch of tofu-gobbling fags. Sounds like one of us needs to get our stories straight.

John Robinson's avatar

To be scrupulously fair about Rep. Andy Harris, he is a gigantic asshole, and has been from the moment he was elected. I can't speak to his previous life, including his childhood, but from his public life, I think it's safe to say that being an asshole has probably been a continuous theme.