Will this be the last President's Day/George Washington/Sorta Lincoln holiday in America? Depends how the violent insurrections and crushing poverty and societal collapse go, over these next 12 months! So let's remember our nation's "First Dude" by compiling a listicle of 10 Sexy Tips To Drive George Washington Wild In Bed ("3: Somehow make him alive.") or whatever, to honor the United States' first "Warblogging President." He crushed the blimey British like dried testicles under his manly boot heels, and that's why we still put him on our most worthless piece of paper currency!
#41 He was no <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=Q9CE8AJn-UI&amp\;feature=player_embedded#at=88" target="_blank">Buddy Knox</a>.
But, ironically, he gets blamed for everything that&#039;s wrong in politics. &quot;We don&#039;t need a bunch of Washington bureaucrats telling us what to do!&quot; &quot;Washington is not the solution; it&#039;s the problem.&quot; &quot;Politicians need to get away from Washington to find out how real Americans live.&quot; The bastard.
#37 Wrote nation&#039;s first blog: georgette.com #38 Repealed Continental Army DADT policy to retain English translators -- at least that&#039;s the reason he gave at the time. #39 Said &quot;When you build a monument in my honor, I want it to be phallic and big ... really big.&quot;
Fun-fact from the new Texas official school history books:
Every president died on July 4, 1826. Look it up.
#41 He was no <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=Q9CE8AJn-UI&amp\;feature=player_embedded#at=88" target="_blank">Buddy Knox</a>.
six hours late, i was sure someone had already said it.
it is my favorite holiday b/c of that video.
<a href="http:\/\/www.gallup.com\/poll\/146183\/Americans-Say-Reagan-Greatest-President.aspx\?utm_source=alert&amp\;utm_medium=email&amp\;utm_campaign=syndication&amp\;utm_content=morelink&amp\;utm_term=Government - Politics - USA" target="_blank">19% of Americans can&#039;t be wrong.</a>
Little known Washington fun-fact. Although he&#039;s credited with having his picture on the one dollar bill, it&#039;s really Barbara Bush.
Nothing presidential would come in colors until Reagan&#039;s jelly beans were invented.
But, ironically, he gets blamed for everything that&#039;s wrong in politics. &quot;We don&#039;t need a bunch of Washington bureaucrats telling us what to do!&quot; &quot;Washington is not the solution; it&#039;s the problem.&quot; &quot;Politicians need to get away from Washington to find out how real Americans live.&quot; The bastard.
#37 Wrote nation&#039;s first blog: georgette.com #38 Repealed Continental Army DADT policy to retain English translators -- at least that&#039;s the reason he gave at the time. #39 Said &quot;When you build a monument in my honor, I want it to be phallic and big ... really big.&quot;
He was also redheaded (in his youth, at least) so he was a potential Wonkette writer.
12. Was the last known Caucasian person with the surname Washington (with the exception of those marrying into the name).