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Hello?< taps on Wonkette >This working?

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(Deafening feedback squeal.)

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Call it the Worldwide Treat Assessment and Trump May skim a few pages.

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Split comment thread _again_, I think.

Tap comment count bubble at bottom of partial post to get the other.

Anyone can mail Shy or author, could you?

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Worldwide Twat Assessment, with photos, and he’ll be busy with it for the rest of the day.

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(I've emailed Shy and Rebecca now.)

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Link to other comment thread, one probably all desktops will get:

https://www.wonkette.com/-2...

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Their, they’re Mr. President, you’re words are good.

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Who you going to believe? The people with an education and some of the coolest spy gear money can buy. Or the guy who thinks a movie is real life?

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"You don't just announce the motherfucking plan on Twitter and then pull all the troops out without a plan for doing that safely, or for making sure our allies don't get murdered dead in our absence."

The MAGAts see nothing wrong with it. The victims aren't white, or even Christian.

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The face of Iran is changing as the generation that overthrew the Shah in favor of a religious oligarchy ages and is replaced by a younger one with access to a wider world-view. We stand at a crossroads, and the way we engage Iran will either retrench the religious extremism that has proven so intractable, or pave the way for compromise that is beneficial to U.S. interests in myriad ways. A leader with a bigly-functioning brain processor thing would seize this rare opportunity to engage and soften the threat posed by a sworn enemy and, who knows, maybe even turn an honest profit. If only such a man existed...

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Newspeak directive from division: replace all with "thar".

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Agreed. She’s cuuuuuuuuute.

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So is it "Nothing to see here."

Or is it. "It's all good."

I get SO confused.

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