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Kamwick's avatar

Because we don't know what's going on beneath them!!!!!!

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Kamwick's avatar

One of my all-time faves....

https://youtu.be/mvhFs2bdRpE

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Shibusa's avatar

Grace Lynn should be governor of Florida.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

If you guys want to continue making me out to be the sole parent in all of this and give me the power that I can have all these books removed...

Actually, lady, it wasn't us that gave you that power. It was Ron DeShithead.

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runfastandwin's avatar

IKR?

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Shibusa's avatar

Cutting edge county.

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Shibusa's avatar

Better soundtrack would've been Bowhemian Rhapsody.

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Emil Muz's avatar

LOC classifications or GTFO.

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Aunt PithyPat's avatar

Snort! They tried to run that "palmetto bug" crap on me in New Orleans. Not buying it. THose are ROACHES.

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Ellie still exists in 2023's avatar

Wonder Woman! For sure.

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Ellie still exists in 2023's avatar

"It's warm. There's no snow. We have the ocean. COL is cheaper." _My FL son with the Q loving wife

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Axomamma's avatar

Not everyone has the money to pick up their household and relocate hundreds, if not thousands of miles away, leaving behind family and friends - friends not only of the parents but of the children.

I literally cannot fathom why anyone, but especially anyone who thinks they have more than two brain cells, would insist that other people should "get the fuck out."

Where exactly do you propose these refugees go?

Have you set up a funding mechanism to reimburse people for the costs of relocating?

Knee jerk victim blaming like yours chaps my ass.

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King Honkey's avatar

Banning 'Fahrenheit 451' is about as telling as it gets. A book about the dystopia that arises when books are outlawed is DEFINITELY something conservatives want to hide from the next generation they're trying to groom into baby fascists.

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We All Know the Words's avatar

Absolutely. And there is more than a "smattering" of them. They are fucking EVERYWHERE. And they fly — PLAPP!!! — right onto your windows and TV screen at night because they lurve the light. Florida? Anywhere down there? No thanks.

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LadyWoman's avatar

It's just TOO HARD to talk to your own kids about your family/religion/community's values! We should just not let kids look at things! And, lest they hear about the existence of Unapproved Things from a friend, we MUST make sure that THOSE kids ALSO don't have access to things of which we disapprove!

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LadyWoman's avatar

Building the future ranks of the "Why don't my kids call me or come home for the holidays anymore??? It must be Something Wrong With This Generation!" parents

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