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And the draft dodger, and pimp.

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Ooh, which one? Nowadays there's tons to choose from!

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yeah him too

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So lit.

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It's also natural when we poop each morning, but we don't need Dominic posting a video of the business end of it for everyone, do we?

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I grew up with kittehs, and they can be right bastards! The worst was when we came home one day to shredded Monarch butterflies. Still, you can't really blame them, 'cuz it's just how they do.

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Minus Barron. I think he’s the most moral and smartest of the group...nothing else, he knows when to keep mum...

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Other men? You mean Chad Thundercock?

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I'm holding out for plague.

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So sending 15,000 people who don't know better than to cuddle those cute lil' animals into that region will result in a rise in leprosy cases, which I have just now realised will be blamed on the immigrant caravan even if it never reaches the US.

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It's a great city (I was born in Bryn Mawr, the burbs) and still have a lot of Philly extended family. I never go there, but now I know that there's African Food... yummy.

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Nope! Just happen to live here.

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Ahh old West Philly. I lived there once upon a time. Are you at Penn?

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Stupid question, but what music, if any, is played during Hanukkah?

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Well, people in Atlanta know what Coke is supposed to taste like.

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