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santyclz's avatar

So, if you are dating an FBI agent who asks if her new dress makes her look fat...

What is your legal jeopardy?

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

His lawyers might have to hire lawyers

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

I can see it as a remake of the A Team with MR. T and George Conway

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

“ his brother in law was a lawyer, so that counts, right?”

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Ahh Club Mariner, I remember those calls “Shore Patrol assist, multiple subjects fighting”. You’d think Rap and C&W on the same night would get everyone in a “Kumbaya” mode

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Needs moar spray painted Baked ‘taters To silence those pipes

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Doug Langley's avatar

Patheos is doing a thorough deconstruction of the book and is pointing out all the flaws. You may find it interesting.

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herkie's avatar

Except for the mirror was dirty, looked like someone dick-sneezed on it.

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fuflans's avatar

what the hell does that mean?

(on a coffee machine?)

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sarafina's avatar

I planned on it. There are time limits set on it.

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Margery Traylor Trashe's avatar

Love the dickens out of baby goats, but YouTube's suggested follow-up of Goat Head Stew, not so much.

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

Absolutely on the "They're out to kill you" dealio. Only way to drive on two wheels. If I had a nickle for every time a cager looked both ways, once directly at me before pulling out into my lane I'd have a lot of nickles. I remember those Guzzis, the model is a "California" if I'm not mistaken.

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A Tad  Sick of the Stench's avatar

In 75, the military, growing tired of losing expensively-trained sailors (and soldiers and airmen), required anyone who had a bike and less than 3 years experience to take their locally-contracted motorcycle safety course. In Long Beach, the 2 day course was taught by 2 "CHIPs": a couple of rotund, older California motorcycle highway patrolman on yuuuge Moto Guzzis. Among other things, they showed us how little we knew, and how well they could handle bikes the size of a small car.

I remember 2 striking lessons: 1) Always assume the car driver is out to kill you. (They're the cause of most motorcycle fatalities, not bikers.)2) The day you think you know it all (about riding) is the day you die.

Extreme sounding, but effective, at least in my case.

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Trip Space-Parasite's avatar

You're right, my mistake. :(

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artem1s's avatar

If the Donald can kill the GOP maybe he can twofer and kill Ayn Rand worship at the same time.

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artem1s's avatar

"If they [Congress] want to pursue an investigation for impeachment on this and if they do want to vote on an article of impeachment, somewhere between 30 to 40 of them better get a lawyer."

Dear Rudy,We are all aware that many, many members of the GOP have something in their closets that caused them to go from being #NeverTrump to crawling up his ass. We are all looking forward to their testimony in front of Auntie Maxine and Elijah Cummings.

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