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Ron Spangler's avatar

The president of the United States is threatening to use the powers of his office to settle a personal score against someone on his enemies list.

Does that sound familiar?

How did this become so normal that no one is even talking about impeachment?

Nixon has gone supersonic in his grave.

Worriedman's avatar

The two men, with the softest hand in the world choose to fight. I bet their slaps and punches are soft and comforting.

werecat's avatar

BTW, I think I might be double-dipping on this post but the AOC zinger is such a delightful capper to this post, and as one does who has a bsky handle, I did enjoy reading all of the hand-wringing in their comments about gender equality, or what Marjorie Turnip Greens would derisively call, "gender parity" because she is part or all jackass and thus not up on her science and all. But one simply doesn't hand wring (and definitely one does not wet ones pants) over ANYTHING AOC says. Madame President.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. These neighborhood bully boys are just paragons of masculinity. NOT!

Too bad their playground is our country.

BlueSpot's avatar

"Sorry you forgot how men with testicles spar. This is what masculinity looks like." To me, it looks like a schoolyard fight between two middle school girls.

Not meaning to libel middle school girls.

eddi-SABH's avatar

Most entertaining news all year. "Let them fight".

Will's avatar

Thank you for "little Orphan Annie hair." Ever since he grew out again I've trying to put my finger on why it's so weird.

Enter Ranting's avatar

Does this mean Donnie is selling the Tesla he bought at the Great White House Deal-a-Thon?

Will's avatar

If you loud bashing sounds at the White House in the middle of the night it will be DJT taking a golf club to it. Ha-ha, which would be funny because vandalize Elon's wind up toys has been declared TERRRRRORISM.

Spleen Victoria's avatar

Pfft. He doesn’t carry his own clubs.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Updated dispatch from the DOJ in 3, 2, 1...

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

FOR SALE. Tesla Model S. Red, black interior. Very low mileage, hardly driven. Kept parked in hyper protected garage. As far as seller knows all warranties are still good. Received as a gift. Shipping can be arranged to anywhere you want. Best offer. Let's make a deal.

Contact John.Barron@whitehouseusa.com

Enter Ranting's avatar

I should have read down…

Mr. Minky's avatar

Next, Orangehole is going to deport Bannon back to Hobotown.

Mr. Minky's avatar

Is it true that Taylor Swift is writing a song about this breakup?

forestvillain's avatar

TL;DR, but exactly what is a Joey Mannarino and why is she ashamed of her vagina?

Cincinnatus's avatar

"That Tesla Trump Shilled At The White House? Yeah, He’s Selling It.

Not that long ago, Trump sat in a shiny new Tesla outside the White House and marveled to reporters that “it’s all computer.” He then purchased a red Model S as a means to show public support for Tesla CEO Elon Musk, whose company has been through the wringer as a consequence of Musk’s slash-and-burn approach leading DOGE.

But after Trump and Musk’s very public breakup Thursday, the car is destined for that great highway in the sky. A White House official speaking on condition of anonymity told The New York Times that Trump plans to sell it." {HuffPost]

Lumpy Tapioca's avatar

It was stagecraft. The car is still Tesla's. He never bought nuthin'

But at this very moment, there are weasels

devising the maximum grift_con for that car.

But like all things Trump, it depends...

Enter Ranting's avatar

He should blow it up in the middle of the National Mall.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

That should be the centerpiece of his parade.

John Strycharz's avatar

Yes. Not that there's anything wrong with that!

Sherry's avatar

There’ll be a little sucky sucky reach around by the weekend and all will be right with the oligarchy. Unless Rump tries a Pootie and put poison in someone’s panties. Or an “accidental” tumble from the White House balcony as Vance wants to show Muskrat the kingdom they will inherit when the impeachment/ prop 25 is done.