2008 Election Rendered Invalid, Due To Campaign Heavyweights' Lack Of College Degrees
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Steve Schmidt and David Plouffe are both shiftless, do-nothing losers who will never make a dime because they did not spend the requisite four-plus years drinking cheap beers and having awkward sex with people they did not particularly like at "college." Both of them in fact dropped out of the University of Delaware, in the process sealing their fate as unemployable hobos. And this is why you must stay in school, children! Because otherwise you might end up pursuing a tawdry life in "politics," which is basically just "prostitution for ugly people."
2008 Election Rendered Invalid, Due To Campaign Heavyweights' Lack Of College Degrees
2008 Election Rendered Invalid, Due To…
2008 Election Rendered Invalid, Due To Campaign Heavyweights' Lack Of College Degrees
Steve Schmidt and David Plouffe are both shiftless, do-nothing losers who will never make a dime because they did not spend the requisite four-plus years drinking cheap beers and having awkward sex with people they did not particularly like at "college." Both of them in fact dropped out of the University of Delaware, in the process sealing their fate as unemployable hobos. And this is why you must stay in school, children! Because otherwise you might end up pursuing a tawdry life in "politics," which is basically just "prostitution for ugly people."