We will confess it, Wonkers, Yr. Doktor Zoom is only doing this post in the hopes that he too may join the elect group of Wonkette writers who have managed to piss off diapered homunculus Donald Trump enough that he yelled incoherent cusses at them on Twitter. (That, and the huge bucket of Wonkette Ameros we get for each and every post.) And so, let us briefly review the Year In Trump, the Yoogest, classiest year ever!
Maybe Trump and Peter Thiel can start a kingdom somewhere - on some uncharted desert isle. Question: which one would be Gilligan?
This works everywhere today...
<i>He tried to do his best, but he could not.</i>
SHIELD Agent Colson?
Does anyone else think Trump is starting to look like fat Elvis?
We could never be as classy as Trump. Snark protects us from that substandard level of self-awareness.