Sure, it has been many years since George Dubya Bush occupied the White House, which he stole, YES HE DID. But that doesn't mean our fierce and fiery hatred of his presidency should end any time soon. In 2014, while he was emailing his nudie self-portraits to his sister (ewwwwww, dude, GROSS) and clearing brush and trying not to choke on pretzels and pretending he's too dignified to criticize the current president -- while not saying squat as his vice president says ALL THE WORST THINGS, gosh, how convenient -- George continued to give us plenty of reasons to keep on keeping on with the despising of him and his presidency and, screw it, his little dog too.
<i>&quot;Former presidents compare their libraries the way other men may compare their, well &hellip;,&rdquo; Bush said to laughs.</i>
Wait&#039;ll he sees Hillary&#039;s museum.
&quot;Bush did not give one little itty bit of a damn about invading anyone&rsquo;s privacy&quot; - Hell, he didn&#039;t even care about invading anyone&#039;s country!
<b>Clubby behavior at upper-class madrassa:</b> 41 was a &quot;star&quot; baseball player at Yale 43 was a cheerleader
<b>Ruling-class warrior required service:</b> 41 was, by some reckonings (probably not the other guys on his plane, but let&#039;s not quibble), a war hero 43 avoided service in Vietnam by spending a year in pilot training and getting himself spliced into no-show Air National Guard units flying ancient undeployable aircraft in Austin and Montgomery
<b>Business achievements:</b> 41 was a successful oilman in Texas, which is mostly a matter of luck and good funding 43 was whatever the opposite of that is, despite having both requisites
<b>International diplomacy:</b> 41 assembled an international coalition to return Kuwait to its previous owner, executed that task, and brought everybody home 43 immersed the nation in an apparently endless quagmire of low-intensity war, and was allowed to hold hands with his <a href="https:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_hmtJsZGHS7k\/Stiw8Xkon8I\/AAAAAAAAAIc\/qE7cCkyTOyw\/s320\/bush_holding_hands.jpg" target="_blank">real constituent</a>
<b>Conclusion:</b> They both suck, but 43 was a black hole of suckitude.
&ldquo;Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention.&quot;
[Shrub Flubs His Dub, The Nation, June 18, 2001]&rdquo; â Molly Ivins
WAIT!!!! &quot;And you can, too?&quot; Stephen Colbert Libelz!!11!!!1
Here is my favorite way to remember the W years (I hope the link works): <a href="http://ic.pics.livejournal...." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/malsperanza/901250...">http://ic.pics.livejournal....
If you thought the Bush&#039;s were bad, wait till you see the Christie dynasty!
I hope they let the thrown shoes pile up, unti it&#039;s buried.
<i>&quot;Former presidents compare their libraries the way other men may compare their, well &hellip;,&rdquo; Bush said to laughs.</i>
Wait&#039;ll he sees Hillary&#039;s museum.
&quot;Bush did not give one little itty bit of a damn about invading anyone&rsquo;s privacy&quot; - Hell, he didn&#039;t even care about invading anyone&#039;s country!
You left out the part where Dubya kept us safe. Unlike Obama who is responsible for four American deaths in Benghazi.
What a well, uh....
I would hate Dubya&#039;s entitled ass a little less in an orange prison jumpsuit.
Let&#039;s compare!
<b>Clubby behavior at upper-class madrassa:</b> 41 was a &quot;star&quot; baseball player at Yale 43 was a cheerleader
<b>Ruling-class warrior required service:</b> 41 was, by some reckonings (probably not the other guys on his plane, but let&#039;s not quibble), a war hero 43 avoided service in Vietnam by spending a year in pilot training and getting himself spliced into no-show Air National Guard units flying ancient undeployable aircraft in Austin and Montgomery
<b>Business achievements:</b> 41 was a successful oilman in Texas, which is mostly a matter of luck and good funding 43 was whatever the opposite of that is, despite having both requisites
<b>International diplomacy:</b> 41 assembled an international coalition to return Kuwait to its previous owner, executed that task, and brought everybody home 43 immersed the nation in an apparently endless quagmire of low-intensity war, and was allowed to hold hands with his <a href="https:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_hmtJsZGHS7k\/Stiw8Xkon8I\/AAAAAAAAAIc\/qE7cCkyTOyw\/s320\/bush_holding_hands.jpg" target="_blank">real constituent</a>
<b>Conclusion:</b> They both suck, but 43 was a black hole of suckitude.
Crawford?
Good Job Hacker!
Reagan: he kept us out of Iraq!
Yeah but Facebeard and Li&#039;l Lukie find it easier to read press releases.
That makes Marvin The Martian angry. <em>Very</em> angry, indeed!