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chascates's avatar

“Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention."

[Shrub Flubs His Dub, The Nation, June 18, 2001]” ― Molly Ivins

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SpideySenser's avatar

WAIT!!!! "And you can, too?" Stephen Colbert Libelz!!11!!!1

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malsperanza's avatar

Here is my favorite way to remember the W years (I hope the link works): <a href="http://ic.pics.livejournal...." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/malsperanza/901250...">http://ic.pics.livejournal....

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

If you thought the Bush's were bad, wait till you see the Christie dynasty!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I hope they let the thrown shoes pile up, unti it's buried.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"Former presidents compare their libraries the way other men may compare their, well …,” Bush said to laughs.</i>

Wait'll he sees Hillary's museum.

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SpideySenser's avatar

"Bush did not give one little itty bit of a damn about invading anyone’s privacy" - Hell, he didn't even care about invading anyone's country!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

You left out the part where Dubya kept us safe. Unlike Obama who is responsible for four American deaths in Benghazi.

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Ikimizi's avatar

What a well, uh....

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diogenez's avatar

I would hate Dubya's entitled ass a little less in an orange prison jumpsuit.

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Lot_49's avatar

Let's compare!

<b>Clubby behavior at upper-class madrassa:</b> 41 was a "star" baseball player at Yale 43 was a cheerleader

<b>Ruling-class warrior required service:</b> 41 was, by some reckonings (probably not the other guys on his plane, but let's not quibble), a war hero 43 avoided service in Vietnam by spending a year in pilot training and getting himself spliced into no-show Air National Guard units flying ancient undeployable aircraft in Austin and Montgomery

<b>Business achievements:</b> 41 was a successful oilman in Texas, which is mostly a matter of luck and good funding 43 was whatever the opposite of that is, despite having both requisites

<b>International diplomacy:</b> 41 assembled an international coalition to return Kuwait to its previous owner, executed that task, and brought everybody home 43 immersed the nation in an apparently endless quagmire of low-intensity war, and was allowed to hold hands with his <a href="https:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_hmtJsZGHS7k\/Stiw8Xkon8I\/AAAAAAAAAIc\/qE7cCkyTOyw\/s320\/bush_holding_hands.jpg" target="_blank">real constituent</a>

<b>Conclusion:</b> They both suck, but 43 was a black hole of suckitude.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Crawford?

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Fartknocker's avatar

Good Job Hacker!

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Lot_49's avatar

Reagan: he kept us out of Iraq!

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Lot_49's avatar

Yeah but Facebeard and Li'l Lukie find it easier to read press releases.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

That makes Marvin The Martian angry. <em>Very</em> angry, indeed!

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