STOP STEALING PEOPLE'S FACES "There will come a day," my mother once warned me, "when you will no longer look cute on a barstool." Sometimes my mom is a real bitch. This was not in relation to a different question I once asked her regarding Mrs. Robinson and
I may be alone in this opinion, but I'm really fucking tired of Bristol. I wish she would go away and just be an unwed mother of two receptionist for some strip mall medical office.
Kim Kardashian is like, "do you know who the hell you're messing with? I invented using negative celebrity for grifting!" I'd like to watch them cat fight....in a kiddie pool of oil. In bikinis...which easily fall off.
Yup, Bristol has had at least two virgin births so far and seems to be working towards a virgin quiverfull.
Dressing like a monkey is probably her most dignified performance.
To paraphrase Mark Twain: When I was 16, I thought my mother was the stupidest woman on earth. It's amazing how much she learned by the time I was 21.
I may be alone in this opinion, but I'm really fucking tired of Bristol. I wish she would go away and just be an unwed mother of two receptionist for some strip mall medical office.
Only in theory.
well to be fair, sometimes
And still she's a better dancer than I am.
But she had to do it to keep Momma's fifteen minutes going.
Trig does the dishes...standing on the dog.
The most bizarre is that The Police's "Every Breath You Take" has become a standard wedding anthem for many couples.
Yeah. Now that's creepy.
Because the girls room is sterile since you womens are all "ew, germs!" or something?
Wingnut, you should probably find a hill to die on that isn't composed of snow, meth, grift and Jesus babbies...just saying.
In Sarah Palin's world that is how you spell birthday....
Too late :checks pockets, finds them picked clean...:
Kim Kardashian is like, "do you know who the hell you're messing with? I invented using negative celebrity for grifting!" I'd like to watch them cat fight....in a kiddie pool of oil. In bikinis...which easily fall off.