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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Yup, Bristol has had at least two virgin births so far and seems to be working towards a virgin quiverfull.

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Lizzietish81's avatar

Dressing like a monkey is probably her most dignified performance.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

To paraphrase Mark Twain: When I was 16, I thought my mother was the stupidest woman on earth. It's amazing how much she learned by the time I was 21.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I may be alone in this opinion, but I'm really fucking tired of Bristol. I wish she would go away and just be an unwed mother of two receptionist for some strip mall medical office.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Only in theory.

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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

well to be fair, sometimes

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

And still she's a better dancer than I am.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

But she had to do it to keep Momma's fifteen minutes going.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Trig does the dishes...standing on the dog.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

The most bizarre is that The Police's "Every Breath You Take" has become a standard wedding anthem for many couples.

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Alternative Dog's avatar

Yeah. Now that's creepy.

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Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Because the girls room is sterile since you womens are all "ew, germs!" or something?

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Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Wingnut, you should probably find a hill to die on that isn't composed of snow, meth, grift and Jesus babbies...just saying.

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Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

In Sarah Palin's world that is how you spell birthday....

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Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Too late :checks pockets, finds them picked clean...:

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Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Kim Kardashian is like, "do you know who the hell you're messing with? I invented using negative celebrity for grifting!" I'd like to watch them cat fight....in a kiddie pool of oil. In bikinis...which easily fall off.

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