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Sealed in little balls of molten glass.

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But now they've been ordered not to say that anymore.

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Afghanistan is at the end of a pipeline. Why do YOU think we're there?

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ALL successful revolutions require black sites or their equivalent at the end. Re-education camps at the VERY least. I guess it's not gonna be YOUR revolution but it sure as hell will be MINE.

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Same for NM, where it's been 20F above normal for some time (until Monday, anyway). It's warmer at the North Pole this week than it is in New England.

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I've already pissed on LBJ and Nixon's graves and I have a lot of piss left over.

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Probably because of all of the bad British teeth with mercury amalgam fillings.

Pull the teeth and bury them, just like pacemakers.

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The last time we had one of these polar vortexes, my AlaskaSpawn told me that they had to truck snow into Anchorage for the start of the Iditarod. But by all means, goobers, keep pretending that this is somehow normal.

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Judas "knew he would be damned for all eternity. His sacrifice was greater than the Lord's."

--Father Riccardo in "The Deputy" by Rolf Hochhuth

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Wonkette and El Reg! I'm in snark heaven.

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Thanks for that link. It's a bit long, but everyone should have a look.

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If only MULTIPLE "wife-beating piece(s) of shit didn't" etc, etc.

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I saw a piece this morning saying there were fewer cops "feloniusly" killed in 2017 than 2017, in fact the numbers have dropped since 1973, the worst year for 'felonius' cop killings.