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Shan, you are so cute even when you are being silly!

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ah. thanks for the clarification.

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I don't think he knows what he's talking about," O'Connor said of Trump during an appearance on CNN Wednesday morning.Truer words. Never spoken.

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So, Balderdash is up by 1,754 votes, but there are still about 8,500 provisional / absentee ballots to be counted, right?

I wonder about those provisional ballots though; were they were deemed "provisional" after one o' those typical Ohio Republican purges of the voter rolls, ostensibly done to prevent all that rampant voter impersonation fraud that doesn't exist? If that's the case, then those provisional ballots probably skew heavily Dem.

The media should be watching what those Ohio Republicans do next. And by "watching", I mean like a proctologist. With a microscope.

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Another job Americans aren't willing to do.

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Ha! It's not supposed to be sexy, I was making a goofy "oh, really?!" face.

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He also called his workforce together and basically said, "Decertify the union, or I'll move the whole operation to a right-to-work state and lay you off."

They decertified.

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If he loses and blames these illegal votes, I think we should hold the Secretary of State accountable for allowing any inappropriate voes to be case. It is, after all, his responsibility to ensure the integrity of the vote.

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Balderson gave his victory speech at 11:15 PM election night. I'd love for this to be a twenty-first century version of Dewey Beats Truman.

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Absolutely.

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It's to fill out the unexpired term of the previous GOP toad, who retired earlier. Since the unexpired term expires this year, the election in November will be for a new, full term.

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This Aussie is so fucking confused right now. This election with O’Connor and Buttslap, what is it for? Is it for the chance to run in November? I am so lost.

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Thanks for the Ypsi shout out!

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Pipe cleaners wiped with under-the refrigerator slime

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Don't take your (our!) foot off the gas, we've got to vote like nobody's bidness. We have to have such overwhelming numbers that we can overcome the inevitable ratfucking.

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What about that Spelling Bee you won in 3rd Grade?

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