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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Shan, you are so cute even when you are being silly!

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

ah. thanks for the clarification.

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kmblue187's avatar

I don't think he knows what he's talking about," O'Connor said of Trump during an appearance on CNN Wednesday morning.Truer words. Never spoken.

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Smibo's avatar

So, Balderdash is up by 1,754 votes, but there are still about 8,500 provisional / absentee ballots to be counted, right?

I wonder about those provisional ballots though; were they were deemed "provisional" after one o' those typical Ohio Republican purges of the voter rolls, ostensibly done to prevent all that rampant voter impersonation fraud that doesn't exist? If that's the case, then those provisional ballots probably skew heavily Dem.

The media should be watching what those Ohio Republicans do next. And by "watching", I mean like a proctologist. With a microscope.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Another job Americans aren't willing to do.

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Shananigan's avatar

Ha! It's not supposed to be sexy, I was making a goofy "oh, really?!" face.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

He also called his workforce together and basically said, "Decertify the union, or I'll move the whole operation to a right-to-work state and lay you off."

They decertified.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

If he loses and blames these illegal votes, I think we should hold the Secretary of State accountable for allowing any inappropriate voes to be case. It is, after all, his responsibility to ensure the integrity of the vote.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Balderson gave his victory speech at 11:15 PM election night. I'd love for this to be a twenty-first century version of Dewey Beats Truman.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

Absolutely.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

It's to fill out the unexpired term of the previous GOP toad, who retired earlier. Since the unexpired term expires this year, the election in November will be for a new, full term.

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napalmnacey's avatar

This Aussie is so fucking confused right now. This election with O’Connor and Buttslap, what is it for? Is it for the chance to run in November? I am so lost.

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Grak's avatar

Thanks for the Ypsi shout out!

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Pipe cleaners wiped with under-the refrigerator slime

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mailman27's avatar

Don't take your (our!) foot off the gas, we've got to vote like nobody's bidness. We have to have such overwhelming numbers that we can overcome the inevitable ratfucking.

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

What about that Spelling Bee you won in 3rd Grade?

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