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Well, at least she's still senator.

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A Biden/Romney ticket has been floated.

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I remember one test in social studies where all of the students were quietly humming, "We the people in order to form a more perfect union..." The teacher couldn't figure out what was going on.

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"And don't forget the basement steps"

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*sigh

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Opening, closing, you'd think these candidates were artisanal cheese shops if this upcoming election wasn't so damn life and death important.

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Good gawd, I had no idea Bennet was still in the race. Wonkette is edumacational!

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As I've been saying for weeks, and trying to get across to people who are being purity ponies, this time around (and maybe EVERY time around) we've got to get a Democratic administration, not just a president. Some would be better than others, but Voting Blue is about getting the team in there, to right the ship and start turning this thing around.

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Haha stupid white men. Am I right everybody?

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This probably isn’t constructive for you, but I work in total dusty filth in my workshop ( sawdust, old wood, shellac, etc ) and I’m just fine. But if I go to a new clean place with new carpet (which I assume some of it is glued down) it makes me sick. I hope you find out what is wrong.

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I've been doing a job next to Bennet's Durango, CO office for like a year now and have seen nary a hide ner hair of the man. Mebbe he's so generic that he just slips by unnoticed, like vanilla extract.

I've seen a few peeps come and go to and fro from the office but they are like sedated and unexcited, just like Mike. I guess they all want to be like Mike, its fricking contagious and now that I think about it, I'm glad that I haven't met him lest I be turned to vanilla also too.

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So, pantsless office? There goes the internet.

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Ambassador to Mexico.

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Red line. On the 17th hole.

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Wag the doggo.

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I have to admit I like Inslee, and thought he could do the job. Amazed that he’s out and Putin asset Gabbard is still in.

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