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Agreeing with him not to be polite, but because it shortens the phone call and reduces risk of overnight tweeting.

Christ on a stick. That a f*ing "tweet" should have this much power.

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If you believe masks cause COVID because you were raised in a sheep barn in Lower Fuckinstan, homeschooled by people even more ignorant than you, with no access to books, TV or the intertubes, then I really don’t blame you. I pity you, but don’t blame you. If that WASN’T your upbringing, and you are CHOOSING to be a willfully ignorant dumbfuck, then you are just a dumbfuck, period. And as far as I’m concerned that should exclude you from any input on the future of our country. We don’t let toddlers play with fireworks do we? Well, most of us don’t...

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What, that an organism poorly adapted to its environment will kill those around it to make it seem smarter?

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That would be something to see and hear, if you have the stomach.

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“Hawley wasn’t present”

So they can’t tell the difference between his presence and absence?

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Can anyone?

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Back at ya, Tio Milburn

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Unfortunately, Mary Trump will have to have something to do with her crazy uncle after January 20 because she's suing the fuck out of him for cheating her out of her inheritance.

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I finally figured it out, at least for my state. Our Republican governor issued a mask mandate in all public spaces, and the signs at the entrance to every store say, "Mask required for entry."

They don't say that a mask is required for shopping.

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Never forget: two L's in Mellissa

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(David Lynch/Blue Velvet reference)

https://youtu.be/gmsrO8xpe-w

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Good luck with that. She will be standing in a long line.

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I could tolerate about 30 minutes, but I can only stomach 5 minutes of trump.

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Trump said it, enuf said.

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They don't want to talk about that. I still can't find out how our invasion of Texas went, nobody remembers Jade Helm 15. And not one single person has described the process of how microwaves turn into cameras, as KellyAnne Conway claimed - that went down the memory hole. Gravitational pull from this hole also took over the strip-mall doctor Stella Alexander, who we all referred to as Dr. Demon Sperm - nobody can tell me where that dear lady might be.

I have SO MANY questions! but the cult members don't recall these things. It makes me bigly sad, believe me.

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"We don’t let toddlers play with fireworks do we?"... but they have no problem letting 'toddlers play with fireworksarms while food shopping.https://www.cbsnews.com/vid...

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