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Seriously. Bea Arthur and Rue McClanahan aren't even trying to hide how hard they're laughing. Bea could barely get her question out without her voice cracking.

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I am so scared that him running for president and winning is in our future.

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Hello from 2022! Discus still sucks.

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Would this be a good time to point out that hundreds of millions of Americans take sedatives for their "fragile" mental state and don't turn into raving racists?

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Whar "Tucker Giggles Hysterically" category?

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Tucker’s patented, permanent questioning look doesn’t make him look smart or intellectual. It makes him look like a moron who doesn’t have a clue. He’s an idiot.

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It may be in *a* future. It's our responsibility to make damn sure it isn't OUR future.

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I think she would've enjoyed that joke.

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And his family didn't teach him that - that is all on Bill Kristol who took him in and trained him

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I am nearly convinced that David Bowie's death caused the fabric of the universe to start unraveling.

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I wish Deathsantis was literally up inside Donald Trump’s rectum instead of figuratively.

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I have never, nor will I ever except in some sort of Clockwork Orange scenario, watch more than 8 seconds of a Fucker screed. Because I have too much respect for myself. So while I don’t actually need the reminders, thank you Evan for keeping actual Evil in my sights.

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NO! Not Betty White! I saw the news on the gym tv as I was leaving the gym.

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I syill feel the only way he can get to look like that is by testing butt-plugs at the same time he's doing the broadcasts. That must be the the 'ASSasIN 7000; the Wrectal Wrekker'.

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Speaking of wet dog-shit--My parents are out trying to get the postal service to actually deliver our mail and give us the new key to our post box, as well as contacting fucking Century Link to see what's going on with our TV package, so I'm left to feed and walk Uno, as well as pick up his poop. But they didn't tell me where they've hidden his poo bags, so I had to walk around carrying his bidness in a big pile of kleenex. Blech. Gave myself the most thorough hand-washing of my life afterward.

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Not the first time I’ve heard that theory.

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