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Tessiee's avatar

Kid Rock looks like an STD as seen under a powerful microscope.

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Tessiee's avatar

Big hair, shoulder pads, my 20 year old stamina, and wages that a person could actually live on?Sign me right the fuck up.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

It was so egregious, I thought it bore mentioning for any who missed it.

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Cocoonacid's avatar

So It plans on having a presser on 1/6. While I'm sure that Fox will cover it, why would any network feel an obligation to show it? He's not the POTUS!!!! If I decided to hold a press conference, no one would show up, much less broadcast it, and right now, It and I are both private citizens!

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Robyn Ryan's avatar

Start by sneering and pointing. They hate that.Work up to laughing.

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rtpoeman's avatar

You simply don't have to feel sad about it.

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Thalia_Is_NOT_Amused's avatar

"The country isn't divided. White people are divided." John Fugelstein

John was on the Stephanie Miller show talking about this, and I've been ruminating on it ever since. There's still a sizeable population of our population who don't give a shit about anyone else but themselves, we know this. But I also know there's more of us than them. And if I need to fight? You're damn right I'll fight. They don't represent us, and they never will.

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

Texas seems to fall apart on a monthly basis but they still act like they should secede.

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Swampay's avatar

Wrong verb tense there, friends. We ARE HAVING a coup.

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malsperanza's avatar

I don't think so. That is - they might try violence, but if we get those majorities, we simply do what needs to be done anyway. That's how we got Obamacare, and how we got Biden's big infrastructure bill. It's how government works. There's no need to feel defeated just because the other side is completely off-the-rails insane.

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malsperanza's avatar

Nothing on God's earth would make me click on the 1980s.

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EyeQueue's avatar

Thank you for the optimism. I certainly could use it right now. It's really hard to not feel completely dejected with everything that's going on.

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SFNY's avatar

Fighting Fascists 101:If you haven't started, start now.If you already started, keep going.

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H0mer0's avatar

It's worked for me so far, aholes, and I work in healthcare (one of my receptionists got it so I'm hoping I was careful enough. Some of my patients have been really miserable with it.)

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sarafina's avatar

Like with Firefly??

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H0mer0's avatar

now this song just reminds me of Flashdance when the skater falls and ends up working as a stripper. I hope I didn't give it away. :(

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