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Deepest body of water I could think of adjascent to the state. :)

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Do you have his mother's number?/asking for a friend

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They say that like it's a bad thing.

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Nice groundswell you got there, TFG.

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Also, Missouri has redistricting coming up, and between the revolving door and, well, COVID, the Rs there have lost the supermajority they've held since 2012. In order to pass the maps before the filing deadlines, since the governor hasn't made any move to authorize special elections to fill the empty seats, they'll need D votes.

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He NEVER used your name, dipshit.

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Dog bites man, etc. He already had it written for his big presser.

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I got one of the old "I'm from Microsoft, Your computer is sending viruses, let me remote in and fix it" calls. They want you to install TeamViewer or another remote assist program, so I played along, pretended it was installed, and give them fake codes, with excuses like "Sorry, I mix up my T's and 8's sometimes" or "oh jeez, there can't really by 6 Q's in here, right?" until they called me a terrible name and hung up. It's always fun to waste their time.

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I'll be very interested to see what NY's maps end up looking like. I hope it results in Elise Stefanik eventually being sent packing.

Meanwhile Florida seems to not have gone crazy.

https://twitter.com/umichvo...

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I'd love to see Stefanik out, though I wouldn't put it past her to run in another GOP district--she's already debased herself for power to such a degree I couldn't see her stopping now.

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Well, let's be fair. There aren't all that many "former president[s] of the United States of America [who have] created and spread a web of lies about the 2020 election. [And who have] done so because he values power over principle. Because he sees his own interests as more important than his country's interests, than America's interests. And because his bruised ego matters more to him than our democracy and our Constitution. He can't accept he LOST."

I think I know who he's talking about, and even TFG surely recognized the "values power over principle" part, because he wouldn't recognize a principle if someone stuck it up his ass.

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In orange, no less.

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There were no English classes required at Wharton. Or at New York Military Academy, ima guess.

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Agreed. Like G Washington declining a third term, it's seen as more important if you have something and give it away.

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HAhahahaha… Sure, Beelzebubba.

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