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Nicole Koretsky's avatar

I keep hoping that the reality sandwiches hitting MAGA in the face result in their switching off Faux News and just maybe reading or watching some other news sources; if I had no education and my only input was from liars who lie for money, I'd have a hard time discerning fact from fiction, as well. That so many chose him from positions of bigotry, hatred, and the rest of the -isms tends to limit my empathy, though.

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Mike Janowski's avatar

I'm sorry. Call me Ebenezer Scrooge. Call me the Grinch. Call me an asshole. I hope these people suffer.

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SethTriggs's avatar

All I can say is...

CRONCH

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Thixotropickle's avatar

Who knew the Face Eating Leopards were going to grow so fat and sassy in 2025?*

*The Face Eating Leopards knew, they always do.

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Agent of Chaotic Respite's avatar

I 💙 this video, extolling the virtues of leopard-osy being visited upon MAGAt voters:

https://www.tiktok.com/@bella_vandala/video/7548201453609880862

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Appalachian in Thailand's avatar

Tough, but fair!

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Agent of Chaotic Respite's avatar

Right? 😎✌️

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭, 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘘𝘈𝘯𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳, 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 “𝘴𝘦𝘹 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨” 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩...

For real? I missed that.

Now I'm starting to wonder how much of that QAnon bullshit was stoked by bots, in Russia, China or who knows where.

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clairence's avatar

"My daughter doesn't work for DEI"

>> HAHAHA who are these people?

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SethTriggs's avatar

THe funny thing is that as a woman she definitely did benefit from DEI because of the institutionalized sexism in myriad fields!

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Stulexington's avatar

People who believe laws are only applied to "other" people. People who didn't realize Trump considers them "other" people.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Morons.

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

The common clay of the new west....

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UVB-76's avatar

Fuck 2025, it's time to boot and rally: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqsxDBNyr6E

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Phried Ω's avatar

Don Junior is not having a happy birthday. He's never had a happy birthday. There is always a party every year but it's never his party. Chances are no one will even wish him a happy birthday and he will get no presents.

Happy new year, Don is the best he can hope for.

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satch's avatar

"MAGAts are either at your feet or at your throat"

Zombie Winston Churchill, 2026

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paul's avatar

Jack Smith won the day during his hearing. He sat and answered/explained while the committee could be heard flipping pages and asking questions in what sounded like a nervous way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUVGGwO2Y8A&pp=2AaJAQ%3D%3D

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Stulexington's avatar

I like how the committee is talking about feelings and how lots of people talk and then Jack leans forward and says 'this is the law he broke. This is what makes his actions unlawful as opposed to all those other things you just mentioned.'

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Notice how Gomer Comer and Gym Jordan dropped the transcript of his testimony on New Year's Eve? Without so much as a press release announcing it, much less revealing any juicy parts? Gee, it's almost like Smith calmly kicked their asses with the facts and the law, to the point where they're embarrassed by the whole thing, isn't it?

(Spoiler: I've sampled a little of that 255-page transcript, and that's exactly what he does.)

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paul's avatar

The testimony will likely be buried for now until or unless they can spin it. Jordyn might be aware that Jack could drop a dime on Jordan and embarrass Comer.

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

new post

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FurryCaterwauling's avatar

Though it's long overdue, it's time to call a cab for 2025.

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UVB-76's avatar

2025 ate too much food, barfed a mess in your bathroom, passed out and pissed itself on your sofa. The friend who would not leave.

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Jamoche's avatar

Or a cat.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Just not a Waymo.

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Goin Green's avatar

Call the medical examiner...

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UVB-76's avatar

Call the midwife.

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FurryCaterwauling's avatar

Quincy will sort it out!

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paul's avatar

I always think this song just fits on New Years Day. I didn't understand what the song was about when it came out, but something about it just fit since that day was usually quiet and cold in my experience. It was also somewhat haunting.

New Year's Day- U2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeYCyCaK_5k&pp=ygURdTIgbmV3IHllYXIncyBkYXk%3D

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satch's avatar

TFG's supporters are such dupes that if he had just done one small, concrete thing for them besides just giving them permission to hate, he'd have them forever. But he couldn't even do that. We're lucky this guy is so thoroughly depraved and evil. Otherwise, his wavering supporters would never have learned the lessons they're learning now.

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clairence's avatar

It doesn't feel like a lesson learned, so much as marginal eye-opening. They're still MAGA, just not as fervently MAGA.

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Goin Green's avatar

He is incapable of feeling good for doing something FOR someone...

His M.O. is to always do it TO someone.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Bohemian Rhapsody in isiZulu. There's clicking/popping and some amazing costume. Set is computer generated, oh well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbljPQbxtTQ

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Cheers Y'all's avatar

Heart this

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marydn's avatar

Well that was wonderful. Thank you for sharing.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Sometimes youtube does me right.

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Goin Green's avatar

The click is fascinating to me. I know that is so cliché, but I just have to live with being cliché here.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Me too also. This whole class of sound you can put in your language, and we don’t have it. I’ve got a minor linguistics thing, so it’s an itch.

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