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Peter MacMonagle's avatar

There a lots of people I would love to leave behind in the dust of 2025. One stands out. Ben Carson. Like the pillow guy, he just won't give up. Jeez Loueez! Wouldn't it be nice if there was an internet key you could push and have the offender just blanked out of any and all searches? Is there an AI algorithm for this?

kmblue187's avatar

Awesome, Marcy!

glenglish's avatar

That Fucking Guy drained the swamp alright, n'turd- I mean, turned it into an open cesspool.

"M"'s avatar

Speaking of sh*theels

I can't help but think KKKAVANAUGH should've thought of this BEFORE he dropped the concurrence that no decent people needed

Isn't that an important element of being a good attorney - let alone a good judge or justice?

#KKKAVANAUGHSTOP

https://xcancel.com/i/status/2006452283563978847

Peter MacMonagle's avatar

He is neither. The only thing I can see is that he knows how to open a can of beer.

John Ranta's avatar

This could have been a much shorter post if you had instead named the competent and principled Trump admin appointees. Instead of Pirates of Penzance or Tom Lehrer, you could have set the resulting list to John Cage’s 4’33”.

"M"'s avatar

Was the point only brevity, though?

I can't help but hang onto the feeling that the more people know about how corrupt and depraved these people who are supposed to be in public service really are --

the better people will be able to make informed choices in the midterms THIS November

https://www.wonkette.com/p/2025-shitheels-of-the-year-trumps/comment/193976586

John Ranta's avatar

Nah, the point was irony, as in “it’s impossible to find a qualified member of the Trump administration”. Marcie listed dozens of incompetent, corrupt assholes, and the comments showed she missed at least a dozen more.

Yopi's avatar

Marcie, this is very good like always. Thank you 😊

Paula R Strawser's avatar

Karoline Leavitt? Stephen Miller? Mark Homan, Gregory Bovino, Mike Johnson? The list goes on.

Dudley Didwrong's avatar

And the list goes on,

And the list goes on,

Slimy creatures scurrying from the light,

Sycophants praise drumpf with all their might,

La-di-da-di-di

La-di-da-di-da

PuraVida's avatar

Cher does a great takedown of Karoline Leavitt, but of course I can't paste it here.

Bupkus231's avatar

I think we should all make fun of Margo Martin, who I just learned is the Felonious One's "social media director". As such, you can be sure she's the asshole responsible for many of those infamous memes that ( supposedly ) Trump is re-posting.

Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

*rim shot* thanks!!

IMPOed's avatar

Okay, buckle up, hwre we go ...

pmsrw3's avatar

The musical coda reminds me we lost Tom in 2025.

Let us all go forth and poison pigeons in his memory!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhuMLpdnOjY

nick kelly's avatar

To those who replied; I guess Wiles is not an impartial observer, but lets just say Vance is worse.

The fireside ambush of Zelensky was the most disgusting thing. To hear that pipsqueak Vance: 'Why aren't you wearing a suit? You are being disrespectful'

The Pres of Ukraine is a Head of State: in diplomatic protocol Vance is next to nothing.

Dudley Didwrong's avatar

Slight rewrite: "...Vance is less than nothing."

The president of Ukraine is leading his people in a major war effort to prevent his nation from being devoured by the murderous vultures of Putin, while Vance is a couch-fucking puppet with the hand of a billionaire up his ass.

verne's avatar

ukrainian general that was ''killed'' by russian troops, with a $500,000 bounty that was paid, is alive. fuckin' genius

BECKY's avatar

I think Hegseth and Noem are the worst of the worsts, they take donald's love of cruelty and ramp it up to a level of ultimate cruelty, all to please daddy and boy, have they.

GiggleSnort's avatar

That soulless ghoul Stephen Miller, also too.

kmblue187's avatar

Absolutely. Stephen suggests an evil move to Trump, Trump says "Okay!" and goes out to play golf.

Warren's avatar

A modern major general! Now sing three times more, each time faster.

Great G&S parody!